"Dear Mortimer vanderpump bladworthy,We've received complaints that you have been violating the Message Board rules. Please note that using offensive language, inappropriate comments, abusing other members or making personal attacks is not tolerated on the Message Boards. The post I am referring to is:"I was driving home drunk the other night".Drinking and driving is not something we want our members to be doing, so we are not comfortable with you talking about it.A full list of the Message Board rules is displayed each time you post a message. By posting a message you??
hahaha Whos been complaining about you Mortimer vanderpump bladworthy homosexual that sucks!
rob_man,
Sep 24, 5:33pm
What a load of arse biscuits. As if the fact that they're not comfortable about you talking about it is your fault instead of some weird affliction that they suffer from. They wouldn't recognise irony if it fell off their ironing board and landed on their foot.
snoopy221,
Sep 24, 5:36pm
Gor Blimey.Mortimer vanderpump bladworthy is that a long winded acronym for cnutaustruknfailian! [Edit-or annuda wy f syn .urine extraction!]
mrfxit,
Sep 24, 6:00pm
LOL yea the last bit ;-)
zak410,
Sep 24, 9:08pm
What! your thread's been remove! Driving home drunk! And yet the thread about driving faster than the speed of light is still here! I don??
friendly_prawn,
Sep 24, 9:31pm
hey come on guys. Mortimer Vanderpump Bladworthy has some cred. It's a genuine down to earth real English name with some history. It was my grandfathers name. He lives in the Channel Islands just off France and has blue blood running through his vains. yes, thats right we are from Royalty. Whats more he owns his own Estate complete with a real castle and a moat. So before anyone go's slagging off his name, I want you to think twice. Ahh, what the hell, yeah ok, you guys got me, I got the name out of a kids comic book. lol Sounded cool at the time.
friendly_prawn,
Sep 24, 9:33pm
ok, time to put the cap back on that whiskey bottle jason. :-)
friendly_prawn,
Sep 24, 9:34pm
yeah right on guys. some people have just got no sense of humour. lol
warthogs1,
Sep 25, 3:00pm
Drink driving and night shooting. NZ,s secret rural sport. Should get a few going. Should upset the wowsers, the gun lobby, the Pyrus owning green party motorists and the easter bunny.
usdefault,
Sep 25, 3:15pm
No sense of humour, or no sense at all!
friendly_prawn,
Sep 25, 5:27pm
Favourite past time of rural NZ, but shhh warthog, your not allowed to talk about it on trademe. You'll get put in the naughty seat.;-)
warthogs1,
Sep 25, 5:59pm
I could do with a naughty.
skull,
Sep 25, 6:03pm
Wrong forum, try Crafts and Hobbies
guest,
Nov 29, 5:43am
mortimer vanderpump, where did you get you name from?
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