ALL THOSE LADA JOKES.

the-lada-dude, Oct 30, 1:04pm
but there still making the little suckers.YES.!.-

look up lada riva on that wikipedia

fryan1962, Oct 30, 1:10pm
why does Lada have heated rear window!

to keep your hands warm while pushing it

mugenb20b, Oct 31, 1:15pm
Who gives a f.!

big.b-lil.c, Oct 31, 2:09pm
why is their no soft top ladas! people think they are rubbish skips

jmma, Oct 31, 2:19pm
Man goes into gas stationand asks " have you got a petrol cap for my Lada" reply was "yes that sounds like a fair swap to me" (o:

thejazzpianoma, Oct 31, 2:29pm
Little boy is walking home from school, a man pulls along side.
"would you like a ride home!"
"no"
"are you sure!"
"Yes!"
"I have lollies"
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"Dad I told you not to buyLada!"

thejazzpianoma, Oct 31, 2:30pm
Clearly you do because not only did you open the thread but you took the time to post.

mugenb20b, Oct 31, 2:32pm
Well, I get annoyed when the title of the thread does not match post # 1.

rainrain1, Oct 31, 2:54pm
Have 2 of them, or maybe 3, not sure. Great for extra farm runabouts, they go anywhere and could have sold them a few times over to passers by.

zak410, Oct 31, 3:30pm
this guy goes to the wreckers and says:
"would you have a windscreen for a lada!"
"sure, sounds like a OK deal to me" was the reply.

taipan4, Oct 31, 4:39pm
16 valve Lada.8 in the motor 4 in the tyres & 4 in the radio

saxman99, Oct 31, 4:46pm
.paraphrased from Lenny Henry:

"When I go on Holiday, I want to be right on the beach.I want to look out the window and see only the beach.I want to fall out of bed and land on the beach.I do not expect to have to walk to get to the beach - if I wanted to walk I would've bought a Lada."

next-to-normal, Oct 31, 5:14pm
i liked my lada samara even if it had faults,the fiat 124 block with the porshe heads and steering and high suspension made it a interesting car.great heater,

toxicgreen., Oct 31, 6:30pm
Lada= Lauder=Louder than any other vehical

hutchk, Oct 31, 6:42pm
^^^a career in standup comedy awaits you.

icemans1, Oct 31, 6:52pm
+3

cuda.340, Oct 31, 8:13pm
in Russia they have loads of different Ladas that we dont see here. the most amusing to see was a Lada Limo. wtf were they thinking!

gaknhoz, Nov 1, 11:07am
I am totally getting a Lada one day.

peacebird15, Nov 1, 6:50pm
Optimistic-building a Lada factory NOT at the top of a hill.

What do you call a Lada with twin exhausts! A wheelbarrow

The other night they had a big competition and first prize was a lada
Second prize was 2 ladas

Whats the difference between driving a lada and puting your hand down kylie Minogues top! Your guarenteed to feel a tit in a lada

toxicgreen., Nov 2, 8:10pm
"am wanting to go back home" SEE YA,by,adious amigoss, call the steel works they might take yr lada and not charge you if you lucky,mind you just getting rid of the louder will feel like luck. lol

ema1, Jan 26, 4:00am
Phwooooooorrr.Now that's stretching it.