In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how!.) On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well.duh, a bit late, huh)! On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (.and you thought!.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time!)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.I'm taking this because!.)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.) On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash!)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh.fly Delta!)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (.was there a lot of this happening somewhere!)
ginga4lyfe,
Jan 2, 10:29am
I keep saying. remove the idiot warning signs/stickers and you resolve alot of issues in this world, and keep doctors and morgue operators quite busy too, I also bet you that the global intelligence levels will generally rise by about 30 percent.
tonyrockyhorror,
Aug 5, 12:10pm
The industry of keeping stupid people alive and/or unmaimed is self-perpetuating.
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