I took my Dog to sign on for benefits this morning. The woman said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw benefit".I explained to her that my Dog is black, unemployed, idle, can't speak a word of English and has no clue who it's dad is. She looked in her policy book to see if it would qualify.He gets his first cheque on Friday.Damn this is a great country.
johnf_456,
May 19, 8:39am
Cool story
mrfxit,
May 19, 8:52am
LOL . ouch
trogedon,
May 19, 10:34am
Could we have a translation into English please.
bae13,
May 19, 10:36am
yer and the guy who employs some people and had a thriving business gets booted out.good old nz eh
hutchk,
Mar 8, 9:44pm
What an interesting and enlightening thread this turned out to be.
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