Need an obliging Harley rider

Pixie, unlike the dinosaurs, believe it or not there is actually a couple of nice honest guys left, well maybe just 1.

Ok southcoastc if you say so its all good lol, try not to scare the poor girl when you take her for her first ride slowly at first if your a nice guy.

yeah, because nothing is as cool as someone in squeaky, tassled harley leathers, with a harley bandana, harley cap, harley tshirt, harley undies, huge harley belt buckle and probably harley bloody cologne.

(and do arseless chaps still come with every purchase).!

btw I am an equal opportunity f/wit. People look equally silly with matching ducati/triumph clobber

When you see me comin mofo you better back th'fuck up cause I'll come a steamin down on you like a sloppy hot dog turd.you hearin me boy!
http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2007/10/24oct24-gay-harley-guy.jpg

Where you get my pic from!

Arthur Davidson (co founder of Harley Davidson Motorcycle) passed away in 1950. But when he got up to heaven, he and God had a conversation, and this is what it was.

At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur. 'Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want to in heaven.'

Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, ' I want to hang out with God.'

St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.

God recognized Arthur and commented, 'Okay, so you were the one who developed the Harley-Davidson motorcycle! '
Arthur said, 'Yeah, that's me.'

God commented: 'Well, what's the big deal in developing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road!'

Arthur was a bit embarrassed, but finally spoke, 'Excuse me, but aren't you the developer of woman!'

God said, 'Ah, yes.'

'Well,' said Arthur, 'professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your product!
1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end suspension
It chatters constantly at high speeds

3. Most rear ends are too soft and wobble about too much

4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust

5. The maintenance costs are outrageous!

'Hmmmmm, you may have some good points there,' replied God, 'hold on.'

God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few words and waited for the results.

The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.

'Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed,' God said to Arthur, 'but according to these numbers, more men are riding my product than yours'

??? A rookie police officer pulled a biker over for speeding and had the following exchange:
??? Officer: May I see your driver's license!
??? Biker: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
??? Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle!
??? Biker: It's not my bike. I stole it.
??? Officer: The motorcycle is stolen!
??? Biker: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the tool bag when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the tool bag!
??? Biker: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the dude who owns this bike and stuffed his dope in the saddle bags.
??? Officer: There's drugs in the saddle bags too!!!!!
??? Biker: Yes, sir. Hearing this, the rookie immediately called his captain. The biker was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the biker to handle the tense situation:
??? Captain: Sir, can I see your license!
??? Biker: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.
??? Captain: Who's motorcycle is this!
??? Biker: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration.
??? Captain: Could you slowly open your tool bag so I can see if there's a gun in it!
??? Biker: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the tool bag.
??? Captain: Would you mind opening your saddle bags! I was told you said there's drugs in them.
??? Biker: No problem. The saddle bags were opened; no drugs.
??? Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole this motorcycle, had a gun in the tool bag, and that there were drugs in the saddle bags.
??? Biker: Yeah, I'll bet he told you I was speeding,too!

Awesome! how do I go about contacting you for details!

Thanks on my behalf

the scrap palace burnout competition
date: 30 oct 2010 (rain date 6th nov 2010)
place: cnr harbottle rd & sh 26 morrinsville

so did mandy go for her ride!

or still trying to get up to 100k's.