A Redneck went to the hospital

hopie, Apr 26, 1:56pm
as his wife was having a baby.
Upon arriving he sits down, and the nurse says,
"Congratulations, your wife has had quins, 5 big baby boys."
The Redneck says, "I'm not surprised, I have a penis on me like a chimney."
The nurse replies, "You might want to consider getting it cleaned, the babies are black."

di_oconnell, Apr 26, 2:24pm
cool story bro

bellky, Apr 26, 2:26pm
Haha, good one.