MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE

NICKNAMES:
??? If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
??? If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.

EATING OUT:
??? When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
??? When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

MONEY:
??? A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
??? A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

BATHROOMS:
??? A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel .
??? The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS:
??? A woman has the last word in any argument.
??? Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

FUTURE:
??? A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
??? A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS:
??? A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
??? A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE:
??? A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
??? A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

DRESSING UP:
??? A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
??? A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL:
??? Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
??? Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING:
??? Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
??? A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!

brilliant thanks for that

Oh thats so gold!

awesome :)

Men have to get a win some time!

FURNITURE
??? A man sets up furniture in the logical position and leaves it
??? A woman has to shift it every 2nd week, and invariably puts things in the stupidest places

DECOR
??? A man staples old gig flyers, nudie calendars, classic movie posters, old beer advertising cutouts and car/motorbike pics to the walls
??? A woman removes anything remotely cool, and replaces it with generic crap from chain stores, and twee, chunder-inducing 'sayings'

everything above is TRUE !

I am sorry for you, you appear very insecure, if you feel your life is a series of losses with the occasional win. Especially if you feel those few wins are at the expence of the women in your life.

In a relationship you have three choices. You can be the master, the slave or a partner. It is that simple. If you choose to be either the master or the slave then you will get the short relationship you chose.

Hang on a minute - you posted this in motoring - you tricked me!

You made me think it was in "Parenting" or "New Age & Spirituality".

What has any of this got to do with Motoring!

wouldnt dare post this in Parenting. imagine the repercussion

Too many "masters" there.

sometimes it's fun to be the slave.

It certainly is, as long as it is only sometimes and not all times.