Mans best friend

mrfxit, Nov 4, 12:04pm
Yesterday I was at my local Sainsbury's buying a large bag of Purina dog food for my loyal pet and was in the checkout queue when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

What did she think I had an elephant! So, since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again.I added that I probably shouldn??

drew2009, Nov 4, 1:20pm
PMSL well played

mrfxit, Nov 4, 1:22pm
LOL yep, wish it HAD been me that thought of that idea

johnf_456, Nov 4, 5:53pm
lol tresspassed for that

ninja_man, Nov 4, 6:06pm
funny, but iv heard this all before.

caleb6661, Jan 30, 9:57pm
woof woof