Do these really exist?

johotech, Jun 15, 5:15pm

henderson_guy, Jun 15, 5:57pm
that security system is a piss take, surely. The others are all pretty neat though.

budgel, Jun 13, 5:05am
"The ESP button is like having a girlfriend with chlamydia, you want to touch it but you know you will end up in hospital."

Classic!