I took one of the fleet vehicles in and as i handed the keys in i mentioned they might like to de-spider it. The Corporates we had visiting, had emailed us about the tatty appearance of some of the firms sign written vehicles. . Its a lease situation ,they insist on doing very thing. The ute come back ,Washed/ groomed /tyre black /fluids all topped up and No spiders Webs to be seen any where . . excellent result ! 'Penny Wise' (she of the tall, thin,haughty blonde, good looking, Corporate ambitious type, turned up three days late . . Just in time to arch an eyebrow, at the wing mirrors, glance sideways at the BOSS and put a big X on THE CLIP BOARD ,bitch , . Those spiders have a lot to answer for ! I'm thinking those Barstards at the Lease Co , didn't even evict the spider/s,the lying turds ! i shall send them a sharp email or two ,and the pricks charged us for ,steam cleaning and wash/wax/ polish. . If you have read this drivel ,and wondered about the nutter writing it, never fear ,I am busy with my other hand sending out Invoices Statements/final demands /threating letters of account closures/etc ect and demands' for laid on smokos' from visiting Reps. . well some poor barstart ,has to PAY for the immaculate coroperate 'LOOK' we project, for the benefit of 'Penny Wise' and it sure as hell isnt ME. . Actually spotted said spider in the mirror/wiper blade area, on the ute on Thursday i took the ute up to 140 klm and he was still hanging in there ! plucky little bugger , HE can stay, and Rasberries to Penny Wise !
strobo,
Mar 17, 4:10am
Busy with one hand but yet on the other. ! lol Cool story kev ;-)
realtrader1,
Apr 27, 9:48pm
You MUST follow this procedure and not deviate at all to the left or the right. One false move (of anyone in the team or spider/s) and it's too much, I can't go there):
1 Call all your friends and family together. 2 Organise around the clock shifts for everyone. 3 Work on this 24/6. 4 For each shift appoint a lead person and deputy. 5 Record all movements on a minute by minute basis on a database. 6 Instruct everyone to be on full alert as our country needs lerts and on account of this all non-lerts need not apply! Seriously! 7 Be ruthless Ruth! Get it sorted! 8 Personally, I would not want the job you have in front of you!
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