A husband called the police to report his missing wife:
Husband : I??
corky,
Jan 20, 12:26pm
A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy a carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6. A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?" He replied, "They had avocados."
elect70,
Jan 20, 2:32pm
Silly bugger you never let a wife go anywhere in your corvette ., probably got a lover boy giving it it & her a bit of stick .
mojo49,
Jan 20, 5:24pm
I object to the avocado joke! I grow avocados and that joke belittles avocados!
poppy62,
Jan 20, 5:33pm
Saw it! broken down, steam pouring out of it and a "free" tow it away sign on the front screen.
dave653,
Jul 30, 8:58pm
Bloke at work listens to The Edge, joke this morning. 'How do you tell if a mechanic has had sex? He has one clean finger!' Of course I said. 'only one?'
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