Fair enough reply?

kazbanz, May 7, 1:57pm
car for sale on trade me.
On the description it clearly says. --Car drives well
Question---- Is the car drivable.
. Answer: that depends --if you are 3 years old and 2 feet tall-probably not. If you are a goldfish most likely not. But if you were an adult human then you would read the auction description and see that it says "We have taken this vehicle on short test drives and it drives well" On that basis we would say yep it is driveable.

skiff1, May 7, 2:00pm
Will u take 2k cash?

skiff1, May 7, 2:00pm
Swap for Bedford van, nearly complete v8 conversion? Cash my way.

edangus, May 7, 2:09pm
Good solid answer.

Better than "read the flaming ad you mentally deficient muppet"

tgray, May 7, 2:17pm
"Hi there. I would like to come and test drive your car and if I like it I would like my dad to come around in the weekend to view.
If he say yes, I would like to organise an AA check next week and providing all is good, would you take off $1000 if I pay cash?"

kazbanz, May 7, 3:15pm
sounds to me like a commitment to buy to be honest.
My reply would be
Tell you what come on in with dad. If you both approve we are happy to have all or any inspections carried out.
Then lets see what deal we can do

unideck, May 7, 11:54pm
Now that always cracks me up tgray - what other way do they expect to pay for it on the spot! Brass tacks perhaps lol. You guys have my respect for patience, no way I could deal with all the numpties especially on a daily basis ;)

whqqsh, May 8, 3:46am
yeah the 'cash' thing gets me or even 'cash right now! ', if you aint got the cash right now why even contact? lol. yup those magic beans sound great to me!

grangies, May 8, 4:49am
Tell them you'd prefer gold bullion.

franc123, May 8, 10:51am
Its interesting that these low ballers even think that a cheap deal for cash would even be attractive to a dealer, they can't seem to view it from a professional dealer who is in business perspective.

tgray, Feb 9, 4:09am
Cash means a trip to the bank. Internet bank transfer please.