What the **** does this mean?

can anyone decypher these payment instructions? *ADDRESSEs, for T/me items, 100% VIA/On the TRADEME Website ONLY AS PER PAYMENT INSTRUCTIONs*
use the address Function on T/me "only"
NOT In Emails
Never Emailed or
u click on blue box below instructions.
Set up 6 addresses if u want.
Work address is best, as tracking, needs to be signed for.
*No addresses in your own made up random, one off, wild, loose, email that's a NO NO*
They don't state shipping click on or need
Have no "region" on them, No, Tim buck 2, is not good enough
Emailed addressees end up in junk mail for 1001yrs
u cant print off the auction!
cant print off a invoice or address
starts, makes delays & ballls ups
***Is thats right?, Along with a cell fone# in case the courier cant find U***
IF U Do Not Know How To This, easy "DONT BID"
If this is un-clear ask trademe to teach, you as not sellers job to train members
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I was sympathetic to english second language until I read last line. But maybe it's just illiterate arrogance. Bloody cheek.

Oh that guyLOL

Sells diecast cars with retarded inane diatribe ramblings about valet cars, no wof, no reg no abs etc

Screw loose for sure.

If I am right, it appears that they do not open personal emails, and therefore will only communicate with you through tm.
"If you win you can send your shipping details through tm's options, please make sure someone will be there to sign for the goods. You can have multiple addresses attached to your account for shipping."
I think that is what it says anyway.

tell the numbskull to learn some england

thats what i got out of it as well

I wouldnt even be wasting my time with an idiotic piece of English like that.

Found one LOL

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Whole loaf of bread short of a picnic! How on earth are the sales so high?