Had to pull over to let a Multipla passed

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thejazzpianoma, Dec 16, 9:01pm
Recently a Multipla prevented a terrorist attack on Buckingham Palace. One was filled with enough explosives to level the Palace and several surrounding suburbs.
However the passenger cell of the Multipla is so strong it completely contained the blast. Only a small "pop" was heard from the Palace which was attributed at the time to Prince Philip having had beans for lunch.

ema1, Dec 16, 9:01pm
The Scrooge comment basically was describing your demeanor and being bored never enters my mind.
I've never been bored in my life, life's far to interesting for that.

thejazzpianoma, Dec 16, 9:02pm
Speaking of sounds. the engine note of the Multipla sounds so good that Sony Music has secured the recording rights to it. A two disc album is expected to be released next year.

ema1, Dec 16, 9:03pm
Yep I did.
Merry Christmas jazz have a good one, hope Santa is good to ya.

ema1, Dec 16, 9:05pm
Could be used for sound effects in their hybrid version, now there's a thought.

thejazzpianoma, Dec 16, 9:16pm
You too! Thanks for the encouragement on this thread, its been fun!

thejazzpianoma, Dec 16, 9:16pm
Bah! Fiat would never stoop so low as to produce a hybrid!

thejazzpianoma, Dec 16, 9:17pm
BTW, the Multipla is so ergonomic that there are exercises included in the owners handbook to prevent the drivers limbs falling asleep on long journeys through lack of movement.

thejazzpianoma, Dec 16, 9:22pm
The Multipla is the car of choice for Buddhists. The visibility is so good and the handling so crisp that its possible to manoeuvre around flying insects and thus avoid killing them.

Unfortunately there is a downside. the Multipla grips the road so well that the following is the result of the Dahai Lama driving home down a long straight one summers night.

http://tinyurl.com/2vxk7o7

clark20, Dec 16, 9:23pm
I would have thought that Multipla drivers limbs were well exercised

clark20, Dec 16, 9:25pm
The Multipla has such good interior room they have to install light guides on the floor to guide you to the exits!

thejazzpianoma, Dec 16, 9:36pm
LOL I love it! BTW, people have been known to go missing for days inside a Multipla. Fiat recommend taking an EPIRB and GPS with you until you are familiar with the layout.

thejazzpianoma, Dec 16, 9:37pm
Yes the seat layout means you can enjoy the company of two attractive women in the front, and with no centre console on the floor there is "kneeling space" for at least one more.

paull, Dec 17, 12:42am
hahaha i like that one and will use it myself,thx jazz

thejazzpianoma, Dec 17, 1:08am
Your welcome!

thejazzpianoma, Dec 17, 1:08am
Did you know that with service intervals being so long and the Multipla being so reliable that most Fiat service agents have been converted to Cafe's.

thejazzpianoma, Dec 17, 1:10am
Some even believe that the combination of the Multipla being so popular in Europe coupled with its longevity, reliability and long service intervals. Has single handedly caused the recession in Europe. the financial system was just no built to cope.

thejazzpianoma, Dec 17, 1:37am
According to secret government documents, most UFO sightingshave actually been Aliens visiting earth to steal Multipla's and reverse-engineer them in an effort to improve their transport systems and technology.

Initially they tried a more direct approach and offered to purchase one from Millars Car Centre. Unfortunately the owner mistook them for being "fresh off the boat" and suggested an Estima would be more appropriate. He subsequently had his mind altered to not only not believe in Aliens but to actively avoid Multipla's.

clark20, Dec 17, 3:43am
That explains a lot, must keep wearing my tinfoil hat!

40wav, Dec 17, 4:34am
FFS man.just how big IS that stick you have jammed up your ass! If you dont like it, simply bugger off.

thejazzpianoma, Dec 17, 5:17am
A Multipla is so easy to service you simply lay the parts in the general vicinity of the vehicle and it changes them itself.

thejazzpianoma, Dec 17, 5:24am
Multipla's have so much load capacity and are so quick that Santa has upgraded to one in order to cope with the increased demand of an expanding population.

thejazzpianoma, Dec 17, 5:25am
lol, oh and your a good bloke really Kaz.

sw20, Dec 17, 5:36am
BETTER MAKE IT ILLEGAL AND PAY THE FINE!

dr.doolittle, Dec 17, 5:36am
Multipla's are so good, even MT wishes he had one.
(Doesn't this thread remind you of 'The ultimate tribute to MT thread' of a while back!)

Actually, maybe MT is an abbreviation for Multipla.