Hahahaha is it just me or does this board

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male_timaru, Mar 1, 10:46am
have the WORST SPELLING on all the boards!

Breaks, Tires, distrubutor, weels, etc etc lololol

jsbike, Mar 1, 10:48am

friendly_prawn, Mar 1, 11:02am
huh, wot u on bout M.T!
Nuffing wong wif dis "board" we kan al tork gud!

hutchk, Mar 1, 11:13am
Have a look in parenting, then remind yourself that these people are breeding.

nightboss, Mar 1, 12:30pm
Proof that the gene pool has a shallow end too.

mrfxit, Mar 1, 12:58pm
Well of course. got to have something to stand on to get out of the mud

mlh19658, Mar 1, 2:20pm
OP is kleerly a we'll knut.

mugenb20b, Mar 1, 3:11pm
The word 'tires' is correct and is used in North America.

male_timaru, Mar 1, 3:13pm
I didn't know this was North America and It certainly isn't the correct English spelling of the part of a car . lol

mugenb20b, Mar 1, 3:16pm
It is the correct spelling, only used in different parts of the world. Kind of like Aluminium and Aluminum. Same thing, different spelling, and both correct.

mucchu, Mar 1, 3:18pm
i think the spelling on TM is due to the fact it has no spell check, i mean come on you don't need to spell when you have spell check

tonyrockyhorror, Mar 1, 3:29pm
No forum I'm aware of has a spell check and I'm a user of a fair few.

sred69, Mar 1, 3:55pm
if you use Firefox it automatically checks your spelling on most forums including this one.

richardmayes, Mar 1, 4:45pm
As a generalization, car enthusiasts tend to be pretty bloody illiterate people.

As another generalization, internet messageboards tend to attract pretty bloody illiterate people.

Where the two intersect, it's little wonder the results are pretty calamitous.

gunhand, Mar 1, 4:52pm
Theres bad spelling and poor grammer, then theres just plain appalling. Im somewhere between the two lol.But I notice people who point it out are useually on the looseing end of an argument or have very little real help to dish out in the first place.I dont think anyone has died as a result of poor message board spelling. Have they!

neville48, Mar 1, 5:39pm
Phonics people Phonics, its wot they teach at skool to the kids theez dayz so as long as the word has the sound of wot u want to say then its good to go. It has cum bak in2 skools again.As the man says; "no-one has died as a result of bad spelling".[except the Bain family of course, it said not guilty when it should have said guilty]

ryanm2, Mar 1, 5:45pm
the OP only has half a brain, half of the time. He is hardly a professor. People are lazy on forums, plain and simple. I dont have time to re read what i have written on forums otherwise it might make sense. Buggar that.

gunhand, Mar 1, 5:45pm
LOL, so true.I remember being told to "sound the word out"So you do.
Spell psychiatrist.Ok, Sy. no no no its starts with a P you stupid boy.
There is truck loads like that. The English language is an odd one at times.

ryanm2, Mar 1, 5:46pm
um, he was discharged without conviction, he was not, not guilty. Just not guilty. My brain hurts now.

motorway, Mar 1, 5:50pm
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The "Official"(saught of) TMMB Lexicon.
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Absalutly -(Absolutely)
Apposed - (Opposed)
Arm Defenders - (Armed Offenders)
Guttered - (Gutted)
Band - (Banned)
Brought - (Bought)
Bighter - (biter)
Battered - (Batted - eyelids)
Boodwah - (Boudoir)
Bear - (Beer - I need a)
Bowels - (Bowls)
Cartoon - (Carton)
Carnt - (Can't)
Congradulations - (Congratulations)
Cousen - (Cousin)
Culdersack - (Cul de Sac)
Discusted - (Disgusted)
Dis-allusion - (Disillusion)
Dept - (Debt)
Doll - (Dole)
Double ganger - (Doppelganger)
Downpacked - (Down pat)
Dire rear - (The Shits)
Eldante - (Al Dente - Pasta)
Eyesaw - (Eyesore)
Frastration - (Frustration)
Fo Pars - (Faux pas)
Fumming - (Fuming)
Gestor - (Gesture)
Selicked - (Selected)
Helloween - (Halloween)
Holloween - (Halloween)
Honer - (Honour)
Install for - (In store for - what am I)
Wrapped - (Rapt)
Greepy - (Creepy)
Foul Swoop - (Fell Swoop)
Fang Tango - (Fandango)
Greatfully - (Gratefully)
Guy Forks - (Guy Fawkes)
Hartliss - (Heartless)
Ke - (Que)
Innoculous - (Innocuous)
Ingredience - (Ingredients)
Intentially - ( Intentionally)
Leper's - (Leopards - not changing spots)
Lapse - (Lax)
Loze - (Lose)
Magour - (Major)
Mush - (Much)
Manogamous - (Monogamous)
Obsord - (Absorb)
Ordamant - (Ornament)
Ormamint - (Ornament)
Ornimental metal penny farting - (Ornamantal metal Penny Farthing)
Perminate - (Permanent)
Pecimists - (Pessimists)
Poldiguist - (Poltergeist)
Poker dot - (Polka dot)
Poullion - (Pollution)
Proforming - (Performing)
Proper gander - (Propaganda)
Pitchers - (Pictures)
Privaliged -(Privileged)
Puppert - (Puppet)
Pupiteer - (Puppeteer)
Reasonly - (Recently)
Rockwheeler - (Rottweiler) <--- 2nd personal favourite
Perticuliarly - (Particularly)
Preposed - (Proposed)
Proberly - (Probably)
Rediculous - (Ridiculous)
Spouse - (Supposed)
Surpose - (Supposed)
Stare - (Steer)
Saggerating Lier - (Exaggerating liar)
Secwence - (Sequence)
Sequence - (Sequins)
Snitizal - (Schnitzel)
Surjically - (Surgically)
Surmmisions - (Submissions)
Shoken - (Shocking)
Savage Targe - (Sabotage) <-- personal favourite
Saught - (Sort)
Tar mat - (Tarmac - airport)
Thort - (Thought)
Their for - (Therefore)
Threw - (Through)
Vectra - (Vector - arena)
Livered - (Livid)
o' natural - (Au Naturale)
Warn - (Worn)
Which - (Witch)
WALLAH! - (Voila)
Woala - (Voila)
Wandering - (Wondering)

**The TMMB Lexicon is updated as and when new surmmissions are greatfully received**
E & OE

sifty, Mar 2, 5:16am
well, no.
We use english spelling in NZ, and to use americanised versions is wrong.
Would you drive on the other side of the road here because it is correct in another country.!

galex, Mar 2, 5:42am
+1Exactly !The acceptance of other countries spelling norms is one of the factors that adds to the "challenged" writing skills of a lot of Kiwis

moosie_21, Mar 2, 5:55am
You know you're sad when you get up in the morning and eat breakfast while scrolling through the TMMB before going to work.

pge, Mar 2, 10:58am
As far as spelling goes, which is correct!

Herd of moose

Heard of moose

Hard of moose

Not putting the knife into you, either, moosie.

male_timaru, Mar 2, 1:32pm
So NOT English then . Because in England we write and say Aluminium (NOT Aluminum) or did they change text books in Science class!

Just because AMERICA (not known for its ENGLISH) says it - it MUST be right! lol - There is a REASON it is called ENGLISH - maybe you should read a dictionary to see why that is . lolAnd yes Americanisms have been added to the English dictionary over the years as a matter of course but i believe they are noted as such (ie not of English origin) and not as original words .

http://oxforddictionaries.com/definition/tire!q=tire WORLD English and US English versions - that says enough - America a law unto themselves - REST OF THE WORLD doesn't recognise it as a car tyre!but acknowledges that US spells it incorrectly lol http://oxforddictionaries.com/definition/tire--2