Best windup thread in ages, he still hasn't lost his touch.
(No innuendo intended!).
esky-tastic,
Sep 21, 12:30am
Some rotary owners do a lot of touching!
bill-robinson,
Sep 21, 1:44am
they all do a lot of blowing
mber2,
Sep 21, 2:27am
still a 9"'
mber2,
Sep 21, 2:30am
Only until the v8 was up to revs then goodbye Mazda
friendly_prawn,
Sep 21, 5:54pm
All sorted, my street car will never blow another 9" All the so called mechanics in here, and not one new the simple answer. Weld the diff. Locked diff makes them much stronger. Pain in the ass when parking though, but worth living with. Any tips for parking with a welded locked diff? Only from those that actually know please.
esky-tastic,
Sep 21, 6:07pm
Use the handbrake to slide into the park.
What could possibly go wrong.
bill-robinson,
Sep 21, 7:00pm
get a cop to help you with parking
mals69,
Sep 21, 7:10pm
Get the 18 year old boy you bought your rotary off to blow you once parked up.
friendly_prawn,
Sep 21, 7:46pm
I bought it off a hot young blonde chick, with big jugs.
bill-robinson,
Sep 21, 8:38pm
who only drove it to church on sundays as well
esky-tastic,
Sep 21, 8:54pm
Most people buy cars with money, not jugs. big or otherwise
philltauranga,
Sep 21, 8:59pm
Get an old window washer bottle and plumb some diesel squirters to the rear tires. when you want to park squirt some diesel onto the tires.
snoopy221,
Sep 22, 2:30am
Oh dear Um. as instead of burnouts-ya'll be doin doughies. The *tip* is REGULARILY Check ya nuts. K They WILL loosen. And mag nuts especially.
But i suppose if ya gotz a wee wota ya probably gotz no gonads.
friendly_prawn,
Sep 22, 6:43am
Had to build a special seat big enough to hold my gonads.
Why lock the diff up? Just order in a posi-lock diff from the states.
Once again, learn the art off quick take offs. It's not about revving to the moon and dumping the clutch. I've taught school kids easier than talking to you.
friendly_prawn,
Sep 22, 6:58pm
You seen the price of those mofo's? Then covert to nz $, then add freight to nz. Lock diff costs a welding rod or two and just as effective.
esky-tastic,
Sep 22, 7:06pm
Until it breaks.
A mini-spoil would have been a better option.
lookoutas,
Sep 22, 7:42pm
His nuts have been loose for a long time.
bill-robinson,
Sep 22, 9:32pm
you will soon be sick of fighting that around town
muzz67,
Sep 22, 10:23pm
Town? Thats where all the 4wd Grand cherokee.s hang out. drifting's for the backstreets.
hotrodpete,
Sep 22, 10:31pm
I know how to fix the problem Fp, follow these instuctions, 1st drop whatever you have in your right hand, 2nd hold your right arm out, 3rd turn your hand so that it faces upwards, 4th bend your arm at the elbow so its at 90 degrees, now the 5th is the important one,. 5 swing your hand towards your head as hard as you can!. i hope that helps. no need to thank me. have a nice day. oh and if it doesnt work the first time then inbetween 3 and 4 change your hand to a fist and go through the whole process again as many times as you think is appropiate
lookoutas,
Sep 23, 12:58am
What if he's got a good grip on whatever he's got in his right hand?
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