An old one that has been mentioned here before but true.
phalanax,
Mar 22, 4:44pm
Drive it like you stole it and youll slot in nicely.lol
mr_lovebug,
Mar 22, 4:54pm
Okay,number 16,I was a waiter & used to put on my shoes & socks while doing 120kph down the motorway & get the laces tied up too,all before I got off the motorway.
Thats when I had a old Escort.
n1smo_gtir,
Mar 22, 4:57pm
BAHAHAHA!
johnf_456,
Mar 22, 5:14pm
7 is so true, some dam good points raised.
73coop,
Mar 22, 6:12pm
I will be driving through Auckland tomorrow so great timing with these tips. Number 23 just comes naturally so I have nothing to learn there!
bleetbleet,
Mar 22, 9:39pm
lol @ #9.i slowed down at an accident and a cop was waveing ppl past yelling "come on!.don't slow down!"(real grumpy look on his face) as i crawled past i yelled out "the speed limit past an accident is 20 km/hr doofus!" he just stared at me and to this day he probably still hasn't read the road code
wizzbikz,
Mar 22, 10:12pm
My wife and I sometimes leave for work at the same time ( we have a shop ) I do all the above and get there before her every time, Today I beat her by a good full5 or 6 seconds. ! now mulitply that by 6 days a week 52 times a year. Thats a lot of time Im saving!! hahahahahahahahahahha
alimac1,
Mar 23, 1:48am
Auckland men wear pantyhose and bras!
mantagsi,
Mar 23, 4:49am
Probably referring to the trophy wife in the passenger seat lookin for a shag!
footplate1,
Mar 23, 2:27pm
You forgot that, if you are a woman in the Eastern suburbs, it doesn't matter if you use two car parks when you are out shopping, coffeeing.
sr2,
Mar 23, 2:35pm
Dare I say that #24 is watch out for out of town drivers who can't handle driving in heavy traffic!
twink19,
Mar 24, 12:49am
you havnt driven in Taupo or the South Island
cuda.340,
Mar 24, 2:56am
1,4 & 20 are not auckland drivers but how an auckland driver can identify out of towners in the big city. 8 is incorrect, the red breakdown lane on the side of the motorway is a great way to get somewhere fast during rush hour. 18 can be improved immensely by wearing sunglasses, they'll extend your line of sight(true)
karlp2,
Aug 21, 6:55am
Keep left unless passing doesn't apply in Akld. When the person in front is doing 80 in a 100 pull out into the next lane, get alongside and just sit in that lane doing the same speed.Double bonus if there are three or four lanes and between you and the other drivers you are successful in blocking all the lanes for those behind wanting to do the speed limit.
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