What have you gotten away with.?

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hutchk, Aug 26, 11:58am
I once killed a man in cold blood. I ran the body though a commercial shredder and got away with it scot free.
hutchk, Aug 26, 11:59am
Oh an I also called a cop a wanker twice while I smoked a bag of weed in front of him.
granada, Aug 26, 12:20pm
Unfortunatly it isnt a justice system , its guilty until proven innocent. Hope you have trained your dog to urinate on the cop car
trogedon, Aug 26, 3:41pm
You might want to change his name from "scot" - its a little too topical still.
(any dig is a good dig with you Kent).
purple666, Aug 26, 5:18pm
In the early 80's I built an HD chop from the ground up and once it was done I rode it around for a couple of years with no plate/reg/papers/wof /frame numbers or license, got pulled up a number of times but always had a good story about the plate falling off and having only just got the new plate I didn't remember what it was. Then I was going for a ride with a few mates to Auckland and they talked me into getting it all legal, which I did. Now this was at the time when those horrible big number plates had just come out and I must have got 1 of the first in the country because I got pulled over on the motorway by a couple of bike coppers because they thought I had a homemade plate on. I couldn't belive it.
quickstitch, Aug 26, 5:38pm
went to my local pub one friday after work, consumed about 6-7 pints, headed home and there was a checkpoint on the mangere bridge onramp. Failed the sniffer test and got told to park up and do a Blow in the tube test. Fail. the cop asked where i was going, i said home 'Mangere Bridge'. he said 'drive safety, on your way'. So went home, shit, shaved and showered, then headed into the city for a night of drinking, many bourbons. Dropped some mates off in Onehunga then headed home. Same checkpoint was still there, same cop saw me coming, recognised the loud V8 fairmont, his first words were 'you're a sucker for punishment'. same tests, same results. FAIL. Then he said ' tell you what, why don't you go round the block and come try for a third time. or fuck off home' His exact words. thanked him and went home. It was a BIG DAY OUT friday, thats why the checkpoint was there for so long, My close calls were 7 hours apart.
quickstitch, Aug 26, 5:45pm
Another night got pulled up in another loud V8 falcon, car loaded, 4 mates, drinking on a way to a party.I got DIC'ed, was getting ready to get in the cop car when a car chase call came over the RT, and the cop threw my licence at me and said he had to go. Also same senario, 2.30 in the morning in Onehunga, locked my car up, got in the back off the police car and one cop turns around and said 'it the end of our shift, we dont want to do any paperwork, we will take you home, come get your car in the morning' and they drove me to Mangere Bridge.
jason18, Aug 26, 5:52pm
Driving a car, No wof/rego, exhaust, bonnet, Painted windows etc etc. Ran out of fuel in front of the police check point. Cops helped push it off road. Gave me pink sticker and nothing else. Was lucky that night. I had only just picked it up to strip for parts and drove instead of trailered. young and dumb.
jmma, Aug 26, 6:38pm
Maybe, but I don't think you share stories in this thread, to be called a loser. Its just blokes sharing and seeing whos got the biggest one. (Story that is ) (o:
paul271, Aug 26, 7:01pm
Was driving into the roundabout at the top of Golf road in Green bay where it meets titirangi road in my V8 surf late one wet night. As I came up to it, a cop was coming down the hill a bit quick, and slid into the junction before stopping, ABS going mad. I went around in front of them and managed to accidentally stick the arse out as the tyres were really old and hard on the rear. The female cop flicked on the red and blues and pulled me over. She asked why she shouldnt give me a ticket for sustained loss of traction. I told her (nicely) that I wouldnt report her for failing to stop as she entered the roundabout.She laughed her head off and told me to have a good night and sent me on my way.
outbidyou2, Aug 26, 7:34pm
Whatever man, the sort of mentality written by that bloke isnt cool, in fact its just that sort of stupidity that leads to a shocking amount of drink driving related accidents and fatalitlies every year. Whats funny is that hes quite happy to 'brag' about it. Hence my definition of the twerp.
icemans1, Aug 26, 8:42pm
lots of times for speeding and once for not wearing a seatbelt
cone2, Aug 27, 5:52am
wow and to think i had done some bad ass stuff to get pulled over! was really late to work one day and my grouchy boss txted me to say we were out of milk so stopped at the gas station just up the road and boosted out of there and drove literally 50m to my work drive way and got the shock of my life to see a cop car following me down the drive. he said i pulled out of the gas station so fast he couldnt get a speed on me and when i asked him where he had seen me he had been down a side road further up so i claimed i couldnt see how he could have been able to tell anyway without his scanner pointing directly at me and he must have been misguided by the sound of my wastegate/exaust. my boss then came out and said sorry to interupt but there was an urgent phone call for me and the cop shook his head and left! i swore to myself to never risk it even if i am late for work!
pollymay, Aug 27, 5:53am
Driving a commodore
trogedon, Aug 27, 8:44am
The ugly girl of motoring!
fiatracer, Aug 27, 8:59am
got pulled over at a breathalyser check recently, blew under, but while sitting there the car [doesn't idle well] conked out. Had to ask the cop to shine his torch in so I could find the screwdriver to poke into ignition barrel that was hanging under dash. Not everyday you see that in a Porsche 911
kwkbrk, Aug 27, 9:20am
Many years ago used to ride a dirt bike to work which was only 5 minutes away. On the odd occasion if I finished early enough I`d head up to the old Page Gr tip in Wingate for a muck around. Stopped one day by a MOT car under the Wingate ramp. Looks around the bike. "It has no rego or wof, no brake light or indicators, or a speedo, and I bet that headlight doesn`t go. Does it actually have anything !" "Well it has really good brakes Officer; should I turn around and go straight home !" "Yes, I think you should."
And thats the way it was back then, would never happen today .
morrisman1, Aug 27, 9:26am
I love it! What was his reaction!
kazbanz, Aug 27, 10:24am
Possibly the funnieststory from my point of view was many years ago.
I was riding a bike I'd just bought home. . Someone had made a half hearted attempt at turning it into a cafe racer so it was ugly as sin and wouldn't idle.
Pulled over by a cop I refused to shut the bike down unless he would help me push start it.-He agreed.
Well all good with the licence.rego and wof and the receipt showed I'd bought the bike that day.
Push start time. :-) well that nice young cop pushed the bike up and down the road for at least 5 minutes but it just wouldn't fire up.
He had a good ol rosey glow and sweat dripping down his forehead.
He gave up but did ask If I wanted a tow. Nope Im happy to wait till the bike cools down.
A minute or so later I flick the kill switch to run push the button and ride off.
I know it was a cruel trick but I still chuckle over it
shuddupowh, Aug 27, 11:11am
I pulled out of a servo on a wet morning going to work, done a nice skid and oops theres a cop coming in from behind. Pulled me up a work, asked me what did I skid for. I just said my pedal got stuck. He went to his car came back & said "your brake light is out, fix it". And drove off. HOLY SH-T. I was packing myself but got off.
fiatracer, Aug 27, 11:25am
stony silence.
mazzyz, Aug 27, 11:56am
Many years ago, young and dumb with not many points left on my license(all speed related). I got done for speeding again late one evening, 2 hrs before my birthday. Got the ticket and waited for weeks for my loss of license form to come through the mail, it never arrived, phew. Have since learned my lesson and have slowed down.
chicos3, Aug 27, 7:45pm
Left Waiouru and hit Desert rd at speed. Saw a cop standing at side of road,foot flat to the floor yep bunch of webers, 3 ltr porsche 911 and loud!.Kept going, ah the sound the cop would have heard!. Got to Taurangaand pulled over several times. In fact everyweekend I went to Tauranga I got pulled over.Was a trip I did every weekend Welly to Tauranga an back. Slowed down after that, now drive a KOMBI! go figure.
bigfatmat1, Aug 27, 8:31pm
Hot boxed an mr2 cop 3/4 the way through the session a cop knocked on the window.
kevin_the_kiwi, Aug 28, 2:32pm
Last night I was on the way back from the gym (12:30am-ish) when a police ute did a U-turn right in front of me, I was doing about 60km/h in a 50km/h zone and he was pulling away from me. So I sped up to catch up with him and was following him at about 90km/h (still in the 50km zone.) Then I sore a police car waiting at a side street ahead, I semi sharted and hit the brakes a but then thought that's like admitting I'm doing something wrong so I just went back to following the police ute at about 80km/h this time and the sedan caught up. It was like being in a sandwich of mutual respect.

So technically I got away with doing 90km/h in a 50km/h area.

Oh yeah and their lights weren't on.