Excel branded pirate parts

mram, Nov 16, 5:31am
starter motor on my rover 3.5, went to start it and could only hear the solinoid clicking in, pulled the starter out and the nose of the starter has smashed completely off! Seems like its made out of the crappiest muck metal, Seems to me like this stuff is junk! so in with the old school (and three times heavier) Lucas, job good again

supertech1, Nov 16, 5:55am
Dont get me started on Excel!

llortmt, Nov 16, 7:51pm
I have more problem with the Brethren idiots in Silverdale that peddle Excel products than the productsthemselves.
However when they continually fail to listen,we end up with one hell of a lot of Jelly Beans!
When I called one of their directors a nitwit (with an F) he said 'you can tell a lot about the character of a man when he uses blasphemy'.
'Ok mate, I can tell a lot about the character of a man when he sends me the wrong part three times and doesn't even apologize, nitwit!'

clark20, Nov 16, 9:03pm
How is that blasphemy, is that comment religious based! He needs to study harder. Do they have radios and use a fax!