Cars are becoming piles in 5 years because of the plastic falling off wires in areas with harsh weather or in general blowing brake light bulbs and landing up in safe mode so you can't get home. Most consumers seemed swayed by flashy marketing and piles of redundant features rather than a true practical well designed car that isn't just bristling with things that fail
foxdonut,
May 21, 6:43am
If Apple made cars they would be 1250cc motors with cvt gearboxes, an electronic engaging brake that didn't use a pedal and they'd only play MP3s you've paid for in a the "icars" standard 2 speaker stero system. The "icar" would only run on "iFuel", which would be 91, except 20c a litre more expensive and the vehicle would have a maximum speed of 90k/hr.
They would be described as "magical" and "revolutionary" and the retards that buy them would start saying that CVT was a new idea and after enough publicity, pretty much everyone who didn't know much / anything about cars (ie, 90 percent of the population) wouldn't realise that the "icar" did nothing new and cost too much for limited features.
Every two and a half years a new "icar" with a 50cc larger rating and a thinner windsheild would be hyped out into market and people would go apeshit, lining up for weeks at a time so they can show everyone how much of a fkn tool they are by driving something that is slower and has less features than a Toyota.
and then apple would sue ford/GM/Toyota etc for copyright infringement saying that they copied the idea of a four wheeled powered vehicle from apple. and some stupid judge who was given a free icar would agree with them
Since the public registrations are closed, you must have an invite from a current member to be able to register and post in this thread.
Have an account? Login here.