If the car was human game

survivalkiwi, Apr 19, 4:54am
Edsel
He is your unmarried uncle with buck teath and greased back hair and a silly sense of humor. He still thinks his look is a hit with the young chicks.
Secretly everybody likes him but no one will admit to it.
Jaguar xjs.

socram, Apr 19, 5:07am
Aging playboy/spy/sleuth/secret agent that people just can't ignore. They think he is overweight and paunchy but deep down, a super smooth character who lasted in the role a lot longer he had a right to. Prodigious capacity for spirits but even when on a diet or half on the wagon or half rations, could drink most under the table.

Ford Consul Capri

grangies, Apr 19, 5:16am
A British poseur, who thinks he's a ladies man by using an Italian surname.

The ladies see right through the charade, and walk straight past.

Volkswagen Toureg.

survivalkiwi, Apr 19, 5:24am
Volkswagon toureg.
A wanabe living in his cousins shadow. He so wants to live in his rich cousins house.
He is so up himself that he can not see the light of day and he is an unreliable young prick who can not be trusted.
Range rover classic.

daryl14, Apr 19, 5:25am
Touareg: Your German neighbour who is annoyingly clever. He helped you carry enough timber home last Saturday to build your deck after a night of drinking Bavarian beer. Seems to pull really hot MILFs.

Lamborghini Contach.

gunhand, Apr 19, 5:30am
Shes quite fast for an old girl, very interesting looks, not beautiful as such, every man and boy wants one. Till ya actually experience her for real, then ya wonder what made ya so hot for her.
Still turns heads today mind you.

65 Plymouth 440

richardmayes, Apr 19, 5:33am
Marilyn Monroe or Maria Callas. they don't make them like that any more.
Inspired whole generations of wannabes/pretenders. But somehow, having implants and your own reality show just isn't the same as real class.

Lexus LF-A

bjmh, Apr 19, 5:33am
65 Plymouth 440 see-gar chewing,baccy spitter who wipes his maccas away with the US flag. Ford Pop 1954

daryl14, Apr 19, 5:53am
Geisha girl. you want to take her for a spin. bad. but if you touch her, the Yakusa will chop your hands off. You just have to be happy with stealing looks at her from afar.

seadubya, Apr 19, 7:57am
Blokes bloke, lives in the past, drinks db, plods everywhere (and I mean everywhere!) competently and polishes up alright for church on Sunday.
AMC Pacer

tamarillo, Apr 19, 8:06am
The classroom geek with a pudgy face and at 15 still looked 12 untill you got closer and realised just how big this spotty Herbert really is. Ahead of his time wearing Joe 90 glasses and bores anyone who will listen on what a trend setter he was. But no one cares.

Jag xj6 mark 1

survivalkiwi, Apr 19, 7:32pm
Jag xj6.
A retired gentleman now living in an old folks home and loves telling everyone about how good he was in his hay day. He had a string of mistresses and lived life in the fast lane.

Rolls Royce camargue

grangies, Apr 19, 8:33pm
Completely broke of money and everyone knows it. Although he thinks everyone thinks he's wealthy. LOL.

BMW Z3 hahaha

tamarillo, Apr 19, 8:42pm
Z3 German teen with a loveable good looks about him and good underpinnings that always disappointed at athletics both indoors and out. Known to have taken supplements after which he was actually quiet fast but the girls had lost interest by then. Not best at school either and now supports himself by pimping himself out to wannabes.

Suzuki X90

seadubya, Apr 19, 11:24pm
Suzuki X90
Mini me, always the sidekick, never the star. Marches around their urban environment in tramping boots on the way to work at the suburban salon.
Hyundai Genesis

tamarillo, Apr 20, 4:52am
Odd Korean bloke wanting to be westerner. Wears off the shelf Italian suits that don't quite fit, speaks German badly, and eats burgers all day.
Has a huge repertoire of skills and tricks to impress with, but you just feel like you've seen them all before and he needs something new, something different, something his own. Will age well but needs a lot of feeding to keep up with the IN crowd.

Toyota Mark X

grangies, Apr 20, 7:15am
Born and raised in working class suburbia. Grandparents had a Corona, parents had a Camry.

Was lucky enough to have a good education and well paying career, so could afford something better, then stubbornly chose an upmarket item from his family's choice of brand name.

Audi RS6 C7 Avant

seadubya, Apr 20, 7:55am
Audi RS6 C7 Avant
Securities trader with a penchant for extreme sports. A bit of a metrosexual with enough gym muscles to scare away most muggers. Bogans hate him because they don't understand him and can't catch him to ask.
Prius

rctr, Apr 20, 8:36am
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First generation tree hugger constantly trying to impress the ladies with his caring for the environment but will never compete with American German and British cousins.

Lancer evolution

grangies, Apr 20, 8:40am
Thinks she's better than everyone else because she's doing her "bit" for the environmemt, yet is ignorant to the fact that a high tech turbo diesel sedan can actually be even more enviro friendly.

The kind of idiot who puts trim milk in their sugarless coffee, and then dunks a couple of chocolate biscuits in it. LOL.

New Mitsubishi Colt.

grangies, Apr 20, 8:45am
The little bloke in baggy trousers who everyone feel nervous to be around. Not too sure if he's going to just cruise along, or lose the plot and rip your head off in an uncontrolled fury.

Toyota Highlander.

tamarillo, Apr 20, 9:53am
Highlander
180 kilo accountant, can't run, gets car sick going round corners, farts constantly and eats too much. He's not even a very bright accountant. Wife dreamt of big strong manly man and hoped he would do but soon she'll realise her mistake.

GT86

grangies, Apr 21, 8:00am
Computer geek, who as a teen in the 1990's was in awe of 1970's Mitsi GTO's and 1980's Celica's and Supra's.

Earning plenty of dosh, and has enough money saved up to spend around $50,000 CASH on a car. Would never put himself in debt over a car, so will spend only what he has in cash.

No girlfriend or kids.

Will probably keep his brand new car for about 15 or more years.

A very safe driver.

tamarillo, Mar 2, 2:48pm
Hummer