I'd like to see you get a speeding ticket on one of them that was stock!
a18a,
Dec 27, 11:48am
i've had one up to 70 kph on a slight down hill, so still speeding-ticketable
hutchk,
Dec 27, 5:37pm
Get a VW Golf. It will spend most of the time in for repair, statistically lessening your chance of getting a ticket.
3tomany,
Dec 27, 7:28pm
why would i do that when i already have two cars that will blow it away
bmwnz,
Dec 27, 7:40pm
LOL, I was going to say the same, except with Jaguar replacing VW Golf.
richard198,
Dec 27, 11:38pm
Not only would they not get a ticket; they wouldn't get up the next hill!
vtecintegra,
Dec 27, 11:44pm
The diesel Nissan Serena was apparently the slowest accelerating car sold in the UK for many years (and they have a lot of painfully slow cars over there).
Perhaps look for one of them!
granada,
Dec 27, 11:53pm
Glue a piece of 4 x 2 under the accellerator pedal, then you will only have half throttle and you car will be really slow
inkapuka,
Dec 27, 11:57pm
It still has to be able to do 110 because i live 40 kms from inversh1thole
n3d4sp3d,
Dec 27, 11:58pm
pull the timing to full retard problem solved no chance of speeding ticket
kazbanz,
Dec 27, 11:59pm
its easy--rig up a knife under your seat that is pushed up into your backside ever time yyou punch the throttle hard. I bet you wont speed more than once.
inkapuka,
Dec 28, 12:08am
Lol when i payd it today the lady at the bank was like i hope you lernt your lesson
ashwattau,
Dec 28, 12:28am
You NEVER go full retard. Slacken your throttle cable a little at the engine side if you're gonna be mucking around with anything.
curlcrown,
Dec 28, 12:34am
not recomended for hilly areas.
bmwnz,
Dec 28, 1:03am
Tie a block of 4x2 UNDER your accelerator pedal.
elect70,
Dec 28, 1:33am
Takea spark lead off that will slow t downbut keep off SH1 please .
foxdonut,
Dec 28, 2:05am
This thread hit full retard a long, long time ago.
bellky,
Dec 28, 2:33am
yip
candy1213,
Dec 28, 2:56am
the choice of the car is not the prob, ITS THE NUT BEHIND THE WHEEL, THAT IS!
horsygirl,
Dec 28, 3:04am
Just stay in 2nd gear.
inkapuka,
Dec 28, 3:16am
Its auto btw
horsygirl,
Dec 28, 3:28am
just lock it inthe 2 mode.
horsygirl,
Dec 28, 3:30am
or put it on smaller tyres.lawn mower wheels should gear it down enough.
gadgit3,
Dec 28, 3:39am
This has got to be a urine take. you want a car slower then a Spacio to stop yourself from speeding! but it still must do 110km/h because you live out of town! you do relies 110km/h is 10km/h over the speed limit! and then once you get into town are you just going to stop at the 50km/h sign and jump into an even slower car so as you don't break the 50km/h limit! or can that car do 60km/h! Do you relies how much of a spoon you sound like! Keep off the roads you space head cause no one can eat your ghost chips.
andrew499,
Dec 28, 6:11am
likes.Excellent idea.or, how about a donkey!Mind you, I believe they can sometimes need quite a lot of kick starting.
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