Red traffic lights look green!True! (with or without the headlights)
aragorn2003,
Sep 23, 5:11am
did you know that scientists think they have found something that travels faster then the speed of light
saxman99,
Sep 23, 5:13am
The light beams emitted by the bulbs are overtaken by the car behind them and blows the back of the headlight units off, sending shattered fragments of plastic and glass flying backwards through the firewall of the vehicle at warp factor 9 and ripping your eyeballs out through the back of your skull before propelling the lot through the rear screen and into the lap of the driver behind you. Don't do it.
christhebuild3r,
Sep 23, 5:14am
thanks, i wont try it now.
pollymay,
Sep 23, 5:19am
It divides the universe by zero
jason18,
Sep 23, 5:39am
You will need that fullas 1984 isuzu piazza to get to the speed of light.
johnf_456,
Sep 23, 5:50am
Oh man
morrisman1,
Sep 23, 6:01am
that might get there jason but a supercharged commodore will blast right past the speed of light and thats with low boost pulley!
rsr72,
Sep 23, 6:21am
You arrive home before you left the pub.
stevel_knievel,
Sep 23, 6:31am
Why do you need headlights! By the time you see something, you've already hit it.
mark.52,
Sep 23, 6:33am
Time appears to warp and slow to zero. With time de-valued to that degree, your reactions are no longer up to the task.
I drive at the speed of dark. More covert.
bigfatmat1,
Sep 24, 2:25pm
this would save alot of problems this morning. Does it put the money back to!
lovemore_mbigi,
Sep 24, 2:31pm
What happens!
Easy.You end up in 1954.
But only if you're driving a Delorian.
arrithedog,
Sep 24, 3:46pm
If you just go a little bit faster than light speed. You'd arrive before you set off, and you could turn round and watch yourself coming.
dunwoody,
Sep 24, 3:48pm
What happens if you drive at the speed of dark!
dr.doolittle,
Sep 24, 4:06pm
The light will shine out your arse.
rob_man,
Sep 24, 4:13pm
Like in the mirror! oh. not that kind of com. nevermind.
whqqsh,
Sep 24, 4:46pm
cops will have to buy a new radar gun with a few extra digits so they can get their revenue quota
dave653,
Sep 24, 5:43pm
42!
richardmayes,
Sep 24, 5:45pm
Even if you drive at the speed of light, my Accord Thai will still sh!t all over you. And I'm serious.
richardmayes,
Sep 24, 5:56pm
And I'm not pissed about another forum user who thinks he's faster than me in his POS Holden.
In fact I hardly EVER rant about him in threads he hasn't even visited yet.
zak410,
Sep 24, 6:22pm
you go slowly in reverse!
muzzaandmich,
Sep 24, 6:31pm
crash!
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