Wheres jazz got to

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modie61, Jul 15, 12:41am
Yea thats right super,the op was a shoulder jobbie,should be ok. No doubt he will be back.
Ive got a couple of qs for him,is there a back up euro guy for him !

skin1235, Jul 15, 12:43am
intrade! lol

phillip.weston, Jul 15, 1:13am
jazz is fine he was just e-mailing me the other night.

grangies, Jul 15, 1:27am
Jazz is actually my favorite poster.

I probably agree with him less often than more. But he is brilliant.

I just wish he'd admit that that the average late model Corolla isn't so bad. LOL.

friendly_prawn, Jul 15, 1:32am
Confused! I am!

modie61, Jul 15, 1:37am
Who is hornett !

desmodave, Jul 15, 1:40am
say what

modie61, Jul 15, 2:26am
Who is TRH !

gracey_lain, Jul 15, 3:39am
Hello Chaps, Mrs Jazz here. All settled back home after the trip to hospital. Mr Jazz hasn't been about as he has been a bit busy nursemaiding me (including such tasks as cooking and washing me - bit tricky with a cast on), along with being rather busy with the vast array of vehicles in our driveway. Would anyone like to purchase a nice example of a Multipla (in black - looks a bit neat and very eye catching), or maybe a citrus green Citroen! Or if that doesn't tickle your manparts then I can also offer you a very nice Marea in gold. failing that there are four others - start making some offers!

skin1235, Jul 15, 3:59am
I flatly refuse to put a bid on a multipla, lol not just because of it's name but also cos the one on offer is jazz's, and if I took his baby off him he'd have a suffering howlybag
or maybe just cos of it's name

great to hear you and he are okay - the week was quietly sliding by but something was missing
then I clicked
it was jazz
awol or mia, like a pup you curse at every day but miss like hell once he;s gone

gracey_lain, Jul 15, 4:03am
Haha. go on, it'd be like the ultimate messageboard trophy! You could of course bid on something else. there are enough in the driveway!

modie61, Jul 15, 4:04am
Have you got proof you are Mrs Jazz !

skin1235, Jul 15, 4:09am
a multipla, a citreon, a marea,,. I can feel those manparts shrivelling at the mere mention, the thought of bidding even a false bid with the potential of winning by default ( no one else bids) could save a trip to the vasectomy clinic, lol

not my cuppa tea, but obviously the last week hasn't dented your SOH or his

gracey_lain, Jul 15, 4:12am
Well, let me see.

I know that you can fit a miniature horse in the back of a Multipla. Two at a squeeze.
I know about ordering tappets and shims for an Alfa Spider.
I know that Corolla is a swearword in our house, and that I had to sell my one four weeks after moving in with Mr Jazz (and trade up to the said Alfa).
I know that when being a passenger in any of the "fleet" that we are lenient towards other Euro drivers, but call bad/annoying other drivers things like "Mungbean Wanktoss".
Is there anything else you would like to know!

gracey_lain, Jul 15, 4:14am
Hmm. You should bid, secure in the knowledge that they have come from "The EuroZone" (also known as "The Driveway"). They are all superior to anything else you could ever purchase.

I can also offer you a nice orange Punto. But I am keeping the rest!

gracey_lain, Jul 15, 4:14am
Hmm. You should bid, secure in the knowledge that they have come from "The EuroZone". They are all superior to anything else you could ever purchase.

I can also offer you a nice orange Punto. But I am keeping the rest!

gammelvind, Jul 15, 4:17am
Oh you poor thing, god you must love the man lol

modie61, Jul 15, 4:18am
Congratulations,you have passed. 1 thing missing was the household opinion on NZ Police !

What model is the green Citroen !
What details have you got on the Punto !
TIA

gracey_lain, Jul 15, 4:19am
Who couldn't love that!

unclejake, Jul 15, 4:22am
You seem to have a problem with Skin123. Are you jealous that he is knowledgable and reasonable!

gracey_lain, Jul 15, 4:23am
Haha. The police get a thumbs down in this regime. Multiple reasons for that view.

The Citroen is a Xsara.

The Punto is many things. It is a car full of goodness. It's a 2007 1.3 diesel that is orange. Like lucozade. It has the dualogic gearbox which is nice to drive. It might be up for auction soon!

skin1235, Jul 15, 4:26am
none so blind as those in love huh!
who couldn't love that you ask

most red blooded coon or toyo drivers, ie 80% of the kiwi pop

modie61, Jul 15, 4:26am
I will pass on both thanks.
Please ask Mr Jazz for his view on Citroen C3 please,and are they available in manual ! Ta.

gracey_lain, Jul 15, 4:28am
Well then. they need a visit (a bit like the Mormons, but he'd arrive in a vehicle with pedigree) and some education. I will start the preparation of a booklet that can be handed out. Featuring the racoons you speak of.

gracey_lain, Jul 15, 4:31am
I do not need to ask. I can tell you that you need a Citroen DS. They have headlamps that move with the steering! How neat is that!

Actually. The C3 apparently has a long opinion. Jazz will be along later.