Car not starting. Maybe you need water in the window wash bottle

ginga4lyfe, Nov 10, 8:22am
maybe you need water in the window wash bottle!

johnf_456, Nov 10, 8:22am
Has it got petrol

ginga4lyfe, Nov 10, 8:24am
is the space saver missing!

ginga4lyfe, Nov 10, 8:25am
OH i know! Its your bumper, its Skew

fern413, Nov 10, 8:26am
Is it turning over! If not turn the lights on if theyre dull batterys flat

ginga4lyfe, Nov 10, 8:26am
that or its got a lada badge on the front, you may need to replace the engine with a Farmall Tractor engine, that way you gain more power/speed too

jmma, Nov 10, 8:28am
Turn the key man (o:

fern413, Nov 10, 8:28am
Put the joint out and turn the key

ginga4lyfe, Nov 10, 8:30am
nah that wont work, he has no key for it so has to hot wire it with paper clips

alimac1, Nov 10, 8:48am
ideas are overrated anyway, especially if they are started by a car

solarboy, Nov 10, 8:59am
Another thread starter( unlike the car ) with no useful information given !Some clues huh, like what colour is it and if it's on H P are you up to date with your payments /

carmedic, Nov 10, 9:03am
Yes good point there, the finance company may have remotely locked the ECU if you??

jmma, Nov 10, 9:06am
Is there a whining noise or is that yet to come (o:

tmenz, Nov 10, 9:59am
Try saying, "Ready, Steady, Go".

a18a, Nov 10, 10:50am
You've obviously ran out of accelerator fluid.

icemans1, Nov 10, 12:03pm
sounds like a problem with the flux capacitor

andrew499, Nov 10, 7:53pm
have you tried asking it nicely to start!Failing that, gnashing teeth, banging head against steering wheel or turning on the waterworks might do the trick.otherwise, it's bound to be the anti driving licence detector shutting down all systems.if your licence is up to date, then the detector probably came from a faulty Chinese batch.

kiwikidd77, Nov 10, 8:26pm
I told you and told you not to remove 6 of the 8 cylinders if you want to get going.

gmphil, Nov 11, 8:09am
need push x button to start

h.e, Nov 11, 8:54am
they're spare parts, a job isnt done right unless there is spare parts.the last bloke who worked on it left them in your sump so as not to lose them,nice of him really i would have put them in my spare part box for future use

h.e, Nov 11, 9:06am
jump start it ,chuck 24 volts up it that will get the starter really spinning,it will have no choice but to start

jmma, Nov 11, 9:09am
Piston broke (o:
Typical kiwi bloke.

kiwikidd77, Feb 19, 10:43pm
Just throw it away and reassemble before use. it will still work OK.