Lexus "V" PC

I bought a new Lexus and returned to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work.

The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.

'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio.

The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie!'

'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again' came from the speakers.

Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant 'GeorgiaOn My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,' I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, 'Beatles,' I'd get one of their songs.

Yesterday, some bloke ran a red light and nearly creamed me, but I swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled, 'Arsehole!'

Immediately the radio responded with a speech by Hone Harawira

Damn - I LOVE this car!

The bro's from up North are on their way to pay you a visit!

I had one of these cars and some kids rang out in front of my car and I hit the picks hard and spilt my coffee I muttered Fu#k them kids. and Michael Jackson started playing.

hahahaha

Nice one.