If I wasn't fat, old, bald, ugly and married I'd be dead keen!
iron_butterfly,
Jul 28, 7:21am
well, yeah, .but on the up-side. if yer wern't fat, old, bald, ugly, & married. you'd be slim, young, virile, handsome & single. gotta look at the bright side here, ;o)
desmodave,
Jul 28, 2:17pm
Your along way from Karamea, but you do have a classy Ducati item forsale.
pge,
Jul 28, 5:06pm
Whatever your name is, all I can see, is you are targetting the posters you have referred to.
IF you are perpared to read those posts properly, you might observe, at NO point have they used your username, but have referred to some amorphous being named "john".
I have a brother named John - given his (and your) attitudes, you and he could well be the one and the same - but, I very highly doubt it.
Stop being so goddamned precious.
richard198,
Jul 28, 5:16pm
Well observed! On the other hand; if it was an MX5, there'd be little or no spannering required with bulk sex!
crzyhrse,
Jul 28, 5:35pm
Good grief! The petty gimps that oversee this place deleted my message telling johnny to go have a cry! That's hilarious!
They really need to get laid!
crzyhrse,
Jul 28, 5:40pm
I would have thought they'd have better things to do, but apparently not. Between policing the heinous crimes of post a tinyurl link and protecting johnny boy from reality he's a dork they must have very little time for anything else!
elect70,
Jul 28, 6:54pm
Probably more time under the car than under the sheets .Poking around in awkward places ,crook back , skinned knuckles ,shocks, burnsshit under fingernails etc. Thats just working on the car .I have enough to dofixing myown carswith out working on some elses.Rather have a beer & go fishing
flat_white_ltd,
Jul 28, 7:16pm
pmsl.
rsr72,
Jul 28, 9:42pm
#1- I knew a female mechanic just like that. Unfortunately she gave up the good life and became a cop.
johanes,
Jul 28, 10:59pm
we have all heard the term " a love job" and they usually turn to s--t. better to pay for services renderd on both sides.
naphtha,
Jul 28, 11:18pm
Before starting the car repairs, I think a small depositwould be required, to verify that the successful applicant has the right tool for the job
fordkiwi27,
Jul 29, 12:00am
haha cheers fish FK is taken now. yep not married but i have myself a fine women.
doug207,
Jul 29, 12:02am
Hmmmmm I might have a free day sometime in the next year.
saki,
Jul 29, 12:21am
Withdraw the boots from your auction and im in.
jason18,
Jul 29, 12:32am
pics or its BS haha
lookoutas,
Jul 29, 2:09am
You pole-vaulters should all take note of the OP heading.
"Wanting to take a lover" For how much!
sharon.nz,
Jul 29, 6:02pm
Any takers Stella! or are they all scared LOL I tried a similar auction once and they slapped me on the hand LOL Some of us girls just want no strings like you boys do, some of us girls know you boys like to play these games but on your own terms, Interesting that a girl has posted this so boldly and that TM hasnt slapped you for it lol.and I only came into Motoring to discuss Vans, Van Parts and those guys who are buying all the available vans in NZ and shipping them out to Iraq.
xacoon,
Jul 29, 7:20pm
bit of difference between a no strings headboard denting and charging for it though yeh!
flat_white_ltd,
Jul 29, 7:36pm
pmsl . maybe 'barter-card', aye !
sharon.nz,
Jul 29, 7:44pm
hahaha I wasnt intending on charging for it LOL BUT lets face it, it is a quick $100 and the best hourly rate most women are ever likely to earn. Helps if you like sex too aye ;) then its win win all the way .of course if you are being paid for your Silence its not sex you are selling, you give that away because you like it and take the hundy for keeping your mouth shut ;) Maybe I should have advertised Silence Guaranteed $100 per Hour LOL
elect70,
Jul 29, 7:56pm
She hasnt been back- mustbe checking out the equipment/ performancefrom thethousands ofvolunteers . Mate in Upper Hutt had a garage , he was always a sucker for a bit of skirt wanting,long term creditfor work done , but his Mrs did the books & put paid toany trade offs .
xacoon,
Jul 29, 10:22pm
hey if you like som sweaty old dude who cant get laid any other way bouncing up and down on top of you more power to you. I enjoy vagina immensely but there is no way I would be a gynaecologist ya know what I mean!
stelladoro,
Jul 30, 12:13am
wow, that's been fun reading. I have had a couple of guys get in touch.sharon nz you are right, they are mostly scared. Which I can understand. I knew there would be the usual wordplay, resistance to my idea. "takinga Lover" can be such a beautiful, beneficial thing, but a lot of folks cant get their head around it. Maybe its too continental-like my car! I have funds to pay the normal way- hit & miss! quality of work. I pictured someone keen on sharing the buzz of racing the car, therefore happy to do great work, and I will be happy to pleasure them, and myself. Simple really.
golem,
Jul 30, 12:28am
Might have more interest if you stated what the car was.
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