BMW jolted my baby after going to bmw service cent

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cymatical1, Aug 11, 5:28am
Wow.
cjohnw, Aug 11, 6:18am
Reading through this thread I don’t think she was looking for advice on what happened to the vehicle, and really any competetant mechanic would probably been able to advise her.
I think she was just looking for sympathy for what happened to her baby.
What it sounds like to me anyway.
lisaka, Aug 11, 7:29pm
I have no idea what you are babaling about.
lisaka, Aug 11, 7:31pm
No cant see any abuse there.
lisaka, Aug 11, 7:35pm
Nice to hear some advice. Most of the people here are just looking for ways to mock people or twist stories around as tbey are so board.
snoopy221, Aug 11, 7:37pm
L M A O

Suprised ya popped back in Lisaka

thought ya woulda ducked. when the ole BILL arrived
oops dat's right us fullas fix things not send em ova a cliff because we just wanna bleat. lol

A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgery. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm so sorry, Cuddles has passed away."

The distressed owner wailed, "Are you sure? "Yes, I am sure. The duck is dead," he replied. "How can you be so sure," she protested. "I mean, you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something."

The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room, and returned a few moments later with a large black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head. The vet patted the dog, took it out, and returned a few moments later with a beautiful cat.

The cat jumped up on the table and also sniffed delicately at the bird. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room. The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck." Then the vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman.

The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$150", she cried, "$150 just to tell me my duck is dead" The vet shrugged. "I'm sorry. If you'd taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20, but what with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan.
lisaka, Aug 11, 7:56pm
Yes in a way to see what people thought of the service some people get today. But i found that many people here are unsympathetic to the saftey of children and had more interest in slaging everything and making up there own story of what happened.
I guess i wanted public opinion from people here to see what people thought.
Some of you have been great. Some here were born on the wrong planet and thats the reason there are so many problems in the world .
Posters may think. Why did i give some people stick here. Its because they were posting things to deliberately wind me up so they deserve it.
It doesnt really bother me but i think they need to be able to handle getting some flack back if they want to give it out.
So if you enjoy insulting me please go ahead.
strobo, Aug 12, 1:38am
I get it now ! The "car" the "service" the "baby" the "daughter" its an all by the way general bitch about all else but the actual what and why problems with the bmw, No directive questions answered to enable suggested solutions but just confrontational shit fights sounds like a difficult person not in control of things by having to wait in line like everyone else.Maybe more accustomed to fast food drive through services like mc macdonalds etc . The I have bmw syndrome therefore I am entitled to quick service ,a problem free vehicle,problem free daughter ,problem free baby etc .Someone else is right about Op should have posted in Parenting or General for more sympathy or listening ear.If a few questions were answered and it was clear about what vehicle exactly what airbags she was on about from the getgo then the doors would have been wide open ,But op has been too vague about this and that & other to bother with anyways.Just wants to string out a thread to feel some consolation about her situation because she has difficulties dealing with it herself no strategy other than pushing it over a cliff is her best solution .!.Go figure.
rob_man, Aug 12, 3:29am
gazzat22, Aug 12, 6:10am
I would suggest before you drive your BMW off the cliff take it(if its still drivable to the service Centre you took it to before and have them check as to what caused the problem.
lisaka, Aug 12, 9:27am
You need help.
lisaka, Aug 12, 9:32am
It states clearly several times what happened.
But when you read it you see it the way you want to see it.
Most likely with all things in your life you spend alot of time listening to yourself and not listening to others. I bet i hit the nail on the head there.
Amazing how close that is to the truth isnt it.
lisaka, Aug 12, 9:35am
We have aranged a fitting sacrifice for the car . It will be to show bmw what we think of the help we didnt get.
snoopy221, Aug 12, 10:03am
L M A O a simple problem that could have been 2 flat rear tyres caused by driving over objects on the road would have done
EXACTLY THE SAME INSTANT REAR LOWERING

But alas

it is a bmw
and like the duck we refuse to accept facts
bobnoob, Aug 12, 10:49am
Bastards,bet they didn’t tell you that the tyres will eventually need changing too.
henderson_guy, Aug 12, 11:06am
Excuse me, Mrs Pot.
Perhaps you would do well to re-read all the posts in this thread, in particular the ones explaining to you that there is in all likelyhood NO POSSIBLE WAY that the airbag suspension was about to fail.
These things happen. It's part of owning a vehicle.
Of course, this isn't about the BMW, or even the baby. It's about you, and your desire to rant about your perceived treatment, without listening to other, more rational viewpoint. Much like you accuse others of doing.
vtecintegra, Aug 12, 11:08am
Yeah trashing YOUR aging BMW will sure show them lol
strobo, Aug 12, 11:36am
What are you going on about? You have totally lost me .
cjohnw, Aug 12, 11:42am
It aint about the car at all.
It’s totally and only about the baby.
The car is inconsequential to her so posting in this forum was not really the best idea tbh.
snoopy221, Aug 12, 11:50am
But But But can't you see

BMW jolted my baby after going to bmw service centre

Alas insert bmw jokes

Why do blonde's like BMWs? Because they can spell it.

What's the difference between a BMW owner and a carp? One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.

A blonde pushes her BMW into the gas station and tells the mechanic that it died.
After working on it for a few minutes, he has it idling smoothly.
"What's the story?" she asked.
"Just crap in the carburator," the mechanic replied.
"How often do I have to do that?" asked the blonde.

I just saw a BMW driver using his indicators correctly on the motorway. Twice. Should I report the vehicle as stolen?

A girl who swallows is like owning a BMW, You don't need it, but it's nice to have.

A lady walks into a BMW dealership. She browses around, spots the Top-of-the-line Beemer and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to feel the fine leather upholstery, she inadvertently breaks Wind. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her. Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady With, "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the time of her accident, she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?" He answers, "Madam, if you farted just touching it, you are going to shit yourself when I tell you the price

If you see someone driving a BMW, stay away! Research shows that BMW drivers are the rudest on the road
strobo, Aug 12, 1:12pm
Well you know snoops the jokes ,must be making too much money to worry about the BMW cause the accountant said so ! .oh the jokes though (priceless) lol ;
1/How do you know if someone drives a BMW?
Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.
2/ A lady walks into a BMW dealership. She browses around, spots the Top-of-the-line Beemer and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to feel the fine leather upholstery, she inadvertently breaks Wind.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now.
As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her. Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady With, "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the time of her accident, she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"
He answers, "Madam, if you farted just touching it, you are going to shit yourself when I tell you the price."
3/ According to a new poll 91 percent of people are satisfied with their lives. The other 9 percent are BMW owners.
3tomany, Aug 12, 1:46pm
Have you had the suspension repaired yet OP? I am dying to know exactly what the fault was.
lisaka, Aug 13, 11:30am
The fault was the airbag suspension failed as it was made of crap the same as the air bag was made of crap material . So both were destined to be a problem and fail.
gregmran, Aug 13, 12:52pm
And how were the inspectors supposed to pick that up?
wind.turbine, Aug 13, 1:09pm
like anything, things can and will fail at some time.
suspension getting hammered all the time, something is going to give.
whether the driver was being rough or it was just bad luck, its not BMWs fault, nothing lasts for ever without repairs at some stage