Are you sure! It doesn't look anything like a joke.
bellky,
Apr 9, 7:14am
It's ok, batman is a good guy.
zirconium,
Apr 9, 7:15am
You'd have to integrate it, that's always a joke! :D
batman4321,
Apr 9, 8:36am
Here's a real joke:
A woman answered the knock at her door and found a destitute man. He wanted to earn money by doing odd jobs, so she asked, "Can you paint!" "Yes," he said, "I'm a pretty good painter." "Well, there's a gallon of green paint and a brush out back, and a porch that needs repainting.Be very careful.When you're done, I'll look it over and pay you what it's worth." It wasn't more than an hour before he knocked again. "All finished!", he reported with a smile. "Did you do a good job!" she asked. "Yes, but lady, there's one thing I'd like to point out to you," he said, "That's not a Porsche back there -- it's a Mercedes!"
beart0y,
Apr 9, 9:01am
88 Civic 1.6 auto.Consistant 7.2l/100k.80-100k's per day.
bellky,
Apr 9, 9:31am
Made me laugh.
batman4321,
Apr 10, 9:35am
The painter better run to save his life!
hamishcookie,
Apr 10, 9:56pm
43 litres to do 410 kms on good friday the trip took 7 hours
tonyrockyhorror,
Apr 10, 10:00pm
Good god. They're not getting any better! That joke is sooooooo old - I think I heard it first at Intermediate School.
V8 holden commy with stage 4 chip. uses ALL THE GAS
rbjz,
Apr 10, 11:43pm
Gts-t R32, 45km to every $10
3tomany,
Apr 10, 11:53pm
my fg averages 10.5 mixed country town driving, my ranger 11.0 mixed including farm work and my xe panelvan does 18L per 100 on open road driving not thrashing it
bellky,
Apr 11, 12:00am
The XE is thirsty. Is it a 6!
3tomany,
Apr 11, 12:05am
351 with to many mods to list very fast
bellky,
Apr 11, 12:13am
That makes it worth it I'm sure.
3tomany,
Apr 11, 12:14am
oh yea i will never give it up
tonyrockyhorror,
Apr 11, 12:15am
I'd completely forgotten about that. What a classic!
mopsy3,
Apr 11, 1:38am
13L per hundred in a V8 a shocker! What would you consider good!
mrmann,
Apr 12, 3:37am
Freightliner argosy1100 liters in two tanks. Last fill was 880liters and cost $1238 averages 1.65 kilometers to the liter at 62 tonnes (in Aussie)
esprit,
Apr 12, 3:41am
Peugeot 306 GTi6 does about 9.5l/100km around town, and about 7.8l/100km on the open road, which isn't too bad for a hot hatch.
The Lotus Exige is pretty tuned now so isn't as fuel efficient as it might be but probably returns somewhere around 7l/100km either around town or open road. A bit more thirsty on track though, but pretty economical compared with what it can keep up with :)
guest_mabelcrawf,
Jun 5, 9:09am
What octane gas should be used in my Mazda Alexa 2.0L
guest,
Sep 25, 10:00am
Gee whiz, and I thghout this would be hard to find out.
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